Pseudo because it’s not a speech, it’s more fluff and stay-the-course BS. One of the most brilliant bloggers out there calls it like it is,pointing out it’s just a rehash of Commander Codpiece’s Mission Accomplished landing on the Lincoln aircraft carrier. Will he carry out a fake turkey?
Update: I have to include at least one snip from the post:
Imagine a backdrop of corporate CEO’s as the President calls for a tax on multi-million dollar compensation packages to help pay for the war effort. Picture a backdrop of high-roller K Street lobbyists as the President proposes a lobbying registration fee to finance the armoring of military vehicles.
Returning to planet earth, the Moose recalls that the President never advocates sacrifice except from the courageous troops and their families. Expect more of the same from this President. He is incapable of political imagination – of reaching beyond the confines of his base-polarizing framework. Tonight, he will present himself as the Commander in Chief before his troops. A leader with his army.
But President Bush does not have the capacity to articulate a simple message of candor and unity to a civilian population that is divided and increasingly distrustful of his words. Or maybe he will surprise us all.
But then again, maybe not
I’m blogrolling him now.
UPDATE 2: From Rep. Louise Slaughter:
President Bush spoke tonight and his silence was deafening. If anyone was surprised… if anyone was shocked to see their Commander-In-Chief so divorced from reality, they really haven’t been paying much attention. But day by day more Americans are seeing the light.
Each day they see the news… More casualties. More wounded. Billions of dollars lost or wasted. Congress cutting off veterans benefits. New memos discovered detailing White House plans to invade Iraq using manipulated or manufactured evidence. The list goes on and on.
1 By Devi
I’m sorry, did I just hear the President ask our country’s youth to “believe in a cause higher than yourself and make the ultimate sacrifice”? Are we now resorting to jihad?
June 28, 2005 @ 6:44 pm | Comment
2 By richard
It was a truly scary speech. He’s still making it sound like Iraq is an extension of 911 and that he always told us it would be hard. But that’s not really the case; we were told we’d be greeted as liberators, and that all our efforts would be paid for with Iraqi oil. It was nothing along the lines of what he told us. In fact, we went in for WMDs (does anyone remember that?). Funny how that meme has been permanently buried, with no acknowledgement of a mistake.
June 28, 2005 @ 6:47 pm | Comment
3 By Other Lisa
I can’t watch him. bad for my blood pressure.
June 28, 2005 @ 6:51 pm | Comment
4 By phs
Agreed! Even worse, I can’t imagine someone like him-a silver spoon draft avoider-asking me to make sacrifices in a war. Does shrub have no shame? He really is detached from reality. I can’t believe we have, roughly, three more years of this scion ruining what is left of our finances, integrity, and image…
June 28, 2005 @ 7:52 pm | Comment
5 By pete
This morning I saw on the Net that an American lawyer had written a book about the case for impeaching George W. Bush. I hope more people take that idea more seriously. Now would be the time, before the 2006 elections, to put public pressure on the Republicans in the House. It would the only way to get an impeachment action going. If people don’t want another 3 years of this American moron, it is time for kicking in a dime or two and writing letters and signing petitions.
I think there must be an old saying along the lines of “a fool never knows the time of day”. Can someone help with something appropriate?
June 28, 2005 @ 9:18 pm | Comment
6 By Other Lisa
Pete, as much as I’d like to see Bush impeached, I don’t see how it can happen in a Republican controlled Congress. Maybe after the midterms?
June 28, 2005 @ 10:46 pm | Comment
7 By pete
Other Lisa
Yes, it was one of my flights of fancy.
But my thinking was that before the mid-elections the republicans may feel vulnerable if enough of their constituents are out banging away for impeachment and the media is too and the republicans refuse to do anything about it.
Wishful think no doubt.
June 28, 2005 @ 11:40 pm | Comment
8 By Conrad
You can write letters and sign petitions. You can sacrafice virgins to the Sun God too, for all the good it’s going to do you.
June 29, 2005 @ 12:14 am | Comment
9 By Mark Anthony Jones
THE SEXUAL METAPHORS IN BUSH’S SPEECH – AND ITS IMPLICATIONS
Let us examine Bush’s speech for just a moment. I just finished reading the full text, which I accessed from the Sydney Morning Herald online. In his speech, Bush says that it is not yet the time for a US “withdrawal” from Iraq, and that they “can’t leave the job until it’s done.” Now we can all see just how masturbatory Bush’s war really is!
Looking at the language here – the reluctance to “withdraw”, the need to “finish the job” – it is clear that what we have here are metaphors – sexual metaphors that reveal the unconscious aspirations behind patriarchal violence against the developing world. There is an unrecognised logic to America’s “War against Terror” – a similar problem of pronunciation signals a challenge to comprehension in relation to the “Coalition of the Willing” and its preoccupation with weapons of mass destruction. What follows is an exploration of the consequences of the distinction, if any, between slurred pronunciation of “Willing” and “Willy” in many English and American dialects – and by world leaders. Both terms derive their meaning from “will” – the latter through both the diminutive of the proper name “William” (from “will” (desire) and “Helmut” (protection) and as a composite of “will-ye”. The unconscious implications are most certainly clear!
Prior to the UN Security Council debate relating to intervention in Iraq, the US administration had boasted of more than 40 countries in its “Coalition of the Willing,” but refused to identify these coalition members. Public understanding of the scope of Coalition of the Willing dates from a formal statement by US Secretary of State Colin L. Powell on 18 March 2003, who released a list of 30 countries claimed to have agreed to be publicly identified as members of the alliance. The Institute for Policy Studies (IPS) subsequently compiled an analysis of 34 nations cited in press reports as supporters of the U.S. position on Iraq (see Coalition of the Willing or Coalition of the Coerced? 2003). The IPS study found that “most were recruited through coercion, bullying, and bribery.”
The concern here is that the common slang use of the term “willy”, to denote “penis”, has to some degree become conceptually conflated with “willing” – aided by slurred pronunication. This confusion reinforces, and is reinforced by, the preoccupation with weapons of mass destruction – as the most extreme form of phallic symbolism. The confusion is exacerbated by recognition of the phallic symbolism of the World Trade Center and the psychic impact of what was experienced by many as a form of castration of the American psyche through its destruction (see George Lakoff, Metaphors of Terror, 2001).
According to Lakoff, “Towers are symbols of phallic power and their collapse reinforces the idea of loss of power…. The planes as penetrating the towers with a plume of heat. The Pentagon, a vaginal image from the air, penetrated by the plane as missile.”
Others have recognised the connection too. Just take the George Michael music video for his protest song, Shoot the Dog, in which we see cartoon images of George Bush and Tony Blair developing erections as they stroke their phallic missiles.
So what does this speech today tell me about the Bush administration’s future ambitions? It tells me that it is not prepared to “withdraw” until the “job is done” – until Iraq has been successfully impregnated with a good dose of American “democracy”.
But we should all be able to see the folly in this – just go and read Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein. Bush and his cronies suffer from acute womb envy, and their jealous attempts to “create” through force, through murderous, destructive “phallic” aggression, has created one hell of a monster.
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 1:43 am | Comment
10 By Ivan
MAJ,
Are you saying Bush and his cronies are all Lesbians trapped in men’s bodies?
And does that include Lynn Cheney?
June 29, 2005 @ 2:05 am | Comment
11 By Ivan
PS, maj,
I agree with your bit about Shelley’s Frankenstein. I take it as a metaphor for what happens when males try to create anything parthogenetically. Also seems to be about how technocratic approaches to nature – ie masculine manipulation of nature,when disengaged from any respect for the feminine priniciple – always lead to ugliness and destruction.
But on THAT note, I suggest you should also consider Shelley’s Frankenstein as a warning against the excesses of determinist Marxism.
(And it was written in the year of Marx’ birth, funny enough – give or take a year – so Shelley really was writing a warning about the excesses of the “Enlightenment” which Marx personified – I mean Marx personified the excesses of the cult of Science, I mean Scientistic thinking as opposed to Scientific)
June 29, 2005 @ 2:13 am | Comment
12 By shulan
Thanks MAJ. Had a good laugh reading your post.
June 29, 2005 @ 2:25 am | Comment
13 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Ivan,
No, I am not saying that Bush and his cronies are lesbians – of course not. I am suggesting though, that they suffer from womb envy, in that they are jealous of women’s creative, reproductive capabilities.
Most men, unconsciously, are, according to many psychologists. I refer you to Brian Eslea’s Fathering the Unthinkable, or to Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein, or to the French anthropologist, Maurice Godelier’s book, The Making of Big Men.
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 2:28 am | Comment
14 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Ivan,
Marx himself was never a determinist – not even an economic one. In the Grundrisse he outlined his intention to write a study on the economic characterisitics of capitalism (which he did – three volumes of Das Kapital) as well as a study of the jurisprudic charatceristics of capitalism, but unfortunately he died before he had a chance to even start on that. Consequently, many people have come to regard Marx a s an economic determinist.
As far as revolutionary dogma goes, you can’t blame Marx for that. Lenin and Trotsky and Stalin and Mao, for example – well I have never ever supported their interpretation of Marx.
And I agree with you, that Frankenstein can be seen as a warning about the horrifying social and environmental effects of determinist economic and social theories – regardless of whether such social experiments are made in the name of Marx or AdaM Smith or whoever!
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 2:40 am | Comment
15 By Ivan
Hey MAJ,
Irony alert, on my remark about the Bush gang being transsexual lesbians. 🙂
But thanks for suggesting the other reading references! I’m fascinated by this stuff, the Modern Age split off of male consciousness from the feminine.
I attribute SOME of it to the Protestant revolution which (while it had some good effects) turned Western Christianity into something even more radically patriarchal than it had been under Catholicism. The Catholic Church (which is, I admit, warped in its sexuality) at least acknowledged something like a Female Divinity, the Blessed Mother.
Of course the cult of Mary only partly ameliorated the insanities of the patriarchal church – but when the Protestants dethroned Mary, AND threw away the more sensual sacraments and idolised “the Word” (the masculine Logos) – then the Protestant parts of Europe became even MORE severely patriarchal in the Modern Age, than they had been in Gothic times.
Just suggesting one partial explanation for the overly male excesses of the Modern Age. I think part of it can be explained by the way Christianity became even MORE radically patriarchal in the Protestant movement.
(Paradoxical thing about Christianity, is that it started out with strong feminist elements. Women played a big role in the early Church – like Mary Magdalene being the first to report seeing Jesus resurrected, very extraordinary for that time, for a Woman’s word to be taken seriously. Then the Popes and other partriarchs censored all of the feminist elements in Christianity, and it’s been crazy ever since.)
June 29, 2005 @ 2:54 am | Comment
16 By Ivan
MAJ,
Yep, I partly agree that Marx was not a determinist – but rather because he was AMBIVALENT about determinism. (So was Engels, Engels emphasised free agency even more than Marx, I think.)
But there were considerable determinist elements in Marx and Engels’ writings, which have easily lent themselves to determinist interpretations.
Personally I think Marx was less determinist when he was a younger man, I mean, he emphasised agency more than structure when he was younger. I’m not a Marxist but I tip my hat to him occasionally. My main dispute with Marx is that he had an overly narrow understanding of Human nature, ie, he underestimated the factors of UNpredictable human traits, like arrant stupidity on the one hand, and altruistic transcendence on the other hand.
In ALL of my classes in ANY country (not just in China, but in Western universities as well) I always teach my Theory of Stupidity:
“Never underestimate the role of WILLFUL stupidity in World History.
Economics can explain a lot, but not everything, so if you interpret ALL politics as the “superstructure” of “economic interests” then you will miss some information and make big mistakes.” And my corrollary is, “Never underestimate the occasional role of individual transcendence of material conditions.”
June 29, 2005 @ 3:07 am | Comment
17 By Mark Anthony Jones
Yes Ivan, I agree with you here. You know, the same thing happened in Japan with Shinotism – it started off as a matriarchal institution as well.
Most Japanese themselves don’t know this, but the red circle on the white flag was originally a Shinto symbol: it represented a drop of menstrual blood on white skin. This imagery also continues today in the aesthetic of the geisha – it is why the colour red in Japan is associated with sex. The geisha woman always powders her face with very white makeup, and her lips painted a bright rich, deep red. The pouted red lips on a white Geisha face also resembles the Japanese flag.
Of course, most Japanese people today simply don’t know that. They are only taught the more modern meaning of the flag – the symbol was hijacked by its imperialists, the red circle became the sun. During the last world war, it was modified for use as the military flag (still in use today by the Japanese military) by adding to it rays of light to symbolise Japan’s imperialist expansionist ambitions – the rays of Japan, shedding light across the rest of Asia.
The reason why men today, monopolise Gods in their own image (we no longer have goddesses in the Western world) relaters back to man’s inherent womb envy. Men want to be creators as well. Godelier explores this in his book, looking at the power struggles between men and women in a remote mountainous village of Papaua New Guinea.
It doesn’t surprise me that the first Atomic bomb was often referred to by its “creators” as their “baby” – birth metaphors were very commonly used.
In our Western militarised societies today, where rockets, smokestacks and skyscrapers become prime penile substitutes in the psychology of a nation, it is clear that any failure of such substitutes (as with Challenger-type disasters for example) has effects on the collective psyche similar to the trauma of failure to “get it up” and the anxieties relating to “keeping it up” and being assured of good “performance”.
The US military’s whole “shock and awe” operation in Iraq is an example of a primitive, unconscious, collective effort, to demonstrate its manhood to the world. The degree of overwhelming force required to sustain such an operation is suggestive of the anxieties associated with possible failure to “get it up”. From such a perspective it is no wonder that “emissions” from industries and vehicles are unconsciously associated with virility – reinforcing more obvious arguments for their curtailment, if a nation is to continue to be perceived as powerful.
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 3:17 am | Comment
18 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Ivan,
Yes, I agree with – you are right, one shouldn’t intepret history, or seek to understand the present, by simply analysising the “superstructure” – the jurisprudic forms expressed by the economic base, which, rembmber, for Marx was simply defined as “the social relations of production and reproduction.” The economic “base” for Marx is a dominant set of social relationships – so Marx’s ideas do indeed lend themsleves to sexual politics, though he himself, owing to the times in which he lived and wrote in, would never have been able to predict the rise of sexual politics in consciousness.
I think this is why Freud is so important, and why the Frankfurt School of Marxists are so dominant today in academia – because they have fused Marx and Freud – they aren’t simply looking at the jurisprudic forms expressed by social relations. Gramsci, Adorno, Marcuse, and today writers like Jameson, etc – they are all such important thinkers, that their writings have become almost mainstream.
Interesting conversation we’re having today!
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 3:27 am | Comment
19 By Mark Anthony Jones
Ivan – you know, I have been thinking for a long time now, that one of the main reasons, perhaps it’s the main reason, a deep, underlying, hidden, unconscious reason – why so many readers on this Peking Duck site are so sensitve to people like me criticising US foreign policies, is that they, being so emotionally attached to America as concept, to America as imagined community, that by doing so, I am castrating the American psyche – just as the terrorist castrated the collective American psyche when they destroyed (castrated) their tallest phallic monuments – the Twin Towers. I am not, of course, inherently anti-American, but I am very often attacked for “being” one. People like Conrad, and even Richard, are very sensitive about it, and so is Filthy Stinking No.9 – an Australian citizen who happens to be a staunch supporter of the Coalition of the Willing (Willy). Castration complexes do indeed come into play here, I think.
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 3:40 am | Comment
20 By pete
Conrad
I have been seeing you comment recently. It is good to have an opportunity for some good give and take, point and counterpoint if you will.
Yours is a point of view on American politics I don’t very often agree with, but I acknowledge it is real and wide spread in America. Hopefully, more Americans will see its negativity and potential harsh and bad results as hard to stomach and only marginally beneficial. That conservative view should be looked at like an engine governor, set at about 90 mph to slow a vehicle when driver tries to go dangerously fast, or in you conservatives’ case when the crackpot left gets too full of itself and is about to go overboard on public policy.
If you mean that convicting George Bush is the only objective and the only meaningful thing that could come out of the process I would agree with your statement, not much good would result. However, if bringing national attention and judgment of public opinion on Bush’s illegal war, lying, fabrication, intentional manipulation of the public and Congress, shanghhaing of the media and all of the US and Iraqi dead, injuries and destruction and bad national policies in the view that truth will out and the public can be educated, except, excuse me, yourself not included, the rightist conservatives, the neo-cons and the Christian meanies, I think a lot of good would result from the exposure of the tin horn from Texas and his faulty judgment.
June 29, 2005 @ 3:47 am | Comment
21 By Conrad
MAJ:
Freud and Marx, two of the greatest purveyors of hokum in the history of Western Civilization. Utterly rejected by serious practioners in their respective fields, psychiatry and economics, they have been relegated to the intellectual fever swamps of the Liberal Arts faculty.
I love the idea of a “fusion” of Marx and Freud. Kind of like combining alchemy and phrenology.
June 29, 2005 @ 3:54 am | Comment
22 By Conrad
Pete:
Even were there a snowball’s chance in hell of it happening, and there isn’t, it is a very very very bad idea to turn to impeachment to resolve what are, essentially policy differences. I would have hoped the lesson would have been learned from the Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton proceedings.
June 29, 2005 @ 4:00 am | Comment
23 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Conrad,
How ignorant you are! The ideas of Freud and Marx are not “dead” – they are stronger now and more popular than ever. Even most non-Marxists today draw heavily from it, as did early postmodern theorists like Foucault.
Just take a look at the required reading lists of any university’s literary course, sociology courses, film study courses, history courses, linguistics courses, anthropology courses, even geography courses, and what you will find is that the majority of authors are Marxists or Marxians. And a very high percentage of them are Americans! David Harvy and Frederic Jameson and Marshall Berman are good examples, whose works are enormously influential, not only in the west, but also throughout the developing world.
You’re just ranting now, and as usual, what’s spewing out is silly nonsense!
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 4:08 am | Comment
24 By shulan
So god created man in his own image and man created his toys in the image of what he feels to be his most impotant part of the body.
Rockets don’t look like vaginas not because of the technical difficulties that would inherit but because there is something unconcious behind all this. Men just want to show the whole world: look how big mine is. Same with skyscrapers. Ups, then why does the Pentagonn look like” a vaginal image from the air”? That should be the subjekt for some in-depth scienific research, don’t you think MAJ?
And those guys how builded the WTC must have had big problems with their masculinity as there where two huge towers. How pervert is that?
June 29, 2005 @ 4:13 am | Comment
25 By Conrad
My point exactly.
Among serious academics in economics and medicine where, unlike the soft social sciences, correct and incorrect actually matter, and the theories of Freud and Marx are considered laughable.
The terms Marxist-economist and Freudian-psychiatrist are oxymorons.
Freudianism and Marxism are fne when restricted to Liberal Arts faculty lounge bull-sessions. But if you actually try to treat a patient or run an economy according to their theories, disaster is sure to follow.
June 29, 2005 @ 4:17 am | Comment
26 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Shulan,
Well, I imagine the Pentagon was not envisaged by its designers as a highrise simply because, being a high security building of such crucial importance, building down, rather than up, is far safer and more secure.
As to why it was designed as a round-shaped building, well, yes, interesting….. I guess because the Pentagon is concerned with issues of national security, a more maternal image may have been sought, unconsciously perhaps – once again, envoking the womb. Entire countries remember, are often described as the “motherland”.
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 4:20 am | Comment
27 By shulan
Sorry my English sucks. Inherit was not the right word. Implicate is better, I think.
June 29, 2005 @ 4:22 am | Comment
28 By Mark Anthony Jones
O.K. Conrad – I have to admit here, I do appreciate the humour in your last post above!
Cheers!
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 4:23 am | Comment
29 By shulan
Sorry MAJ. It’s Vaterland (fathers land) in German. Does that indicate that we Germans don’t have the big difficulties with womb envy other countrys have?
June 29, 2005 @ 4:30 am | Comment
30 By Conrad
Shulan:
No. It means that the Germans are dicks.
June 29, 2005 @ 4:35 am | Comment
31 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Conrad,
And by the way, many non-Marxist economists, “serious economists” as you say, do indeed value much of what Marx had to say, especially in regards to globalisation. And many serious, practicing psychologists also continue to place a very high value on Freud – some even go so far as to identify themsleves as “Freudian”, like Professor Juliet Mitchell for example, who is a practicing clinical psychologist, as well as being a departmental professor at Jesus College, Cambridge University.
I can find for you many many more examples if you like – I mean, proving you wrong empirically has so far proven to be quite an easy challenge! Impartial observers, like Anne Myers, while critical of some of my views, gave me a favourable verdict when adjudicating our earlier debate, on the “China more popular among our allies…” thread, for example. 🙂
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 4:42 am | Comment
32 By shulan
Thanks Conrad. Seems you also know your Freud.
June 29, 2005 @ 4:43 am | Comment
33 By Mark Anthony Jones
Yes, another good point you raise there Shulan. I didn’t say that all socieities use the “motherland” personification – many do though. Germany, as you said, uses the “fatherland” personification. Interesting! A self-confident affirmation of the inherent value of the paternal instinct, perhaps?
Nature is nearly always personified as a matriarch too though, yeah. “Mother nature” is seen as a powerful, unpredictable force, sometimes nurturing, sometimes destructive.
Food for thought though. Thanks Shulan.
regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 4:48 am | Comment
34 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Shulan,
Actually, the fact that “mother nature” is seen as being both powerful and destructive at times, as well as being a caring, nurturing force at others, no doubt reflects a male ambivalance towards women – in general. Men fear women, and are jealous of them – they have a fear of castration, as well as a womb envy – hence the birth metaphors when nation-building, when making bombs, etc. And hence the aggression, for fear of castration.
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 4:58 am | Comment
35 By shulan
So now we learned a lot about womb envy. What about the phalus envy? And what about the homosexuals? Should we perhaps all elect homosexuals because they don’t have those problems with women? Or are they even worse than heteros and the whole Bush gang is gay?
Wow, what a lot of of questions.
June 29, 2005 @ 5:16 am | Comment
36 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Conrad,
Look at your own use of language – at the way you try to empower yourself by identifying yourself with the “serious” practical disciplines of hard economics, while you attempt to trivialise my views by emasculating me – by referring to the disciplines of the social sciences as “soft” you are essentially trying to emasculate me. It has become a power issue for you, either consciously or unconsciously, a sign of insecurity (sexual insecurity would be how most psychologists would view it, since you have employed the use of sexual metaphors) which is betrayed by your interesting use of language.
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 5:44 am | Comment
37 By JFS
My dear Mark Anthony Jones, I fear the concept of that early society began as matriarchies is no longer supported by consensus academia, just no real data to support such contentions. I do not know whether Steven Goldberg had anything to do with that or not, but the data is just not there (regardles of all the nonsense that Engles wrote).
You are correct in that Marxism is a live and thriving, but it is on the University campuses. But of course, if you follow the money, this is one of the main areas where government exproipriation of wealth is redistributed; so I would think they would be interested in seeing that expropriation continued for their benefit.
June 29, 2005 @ 6:23 am | Comment
38 By shulan
Hey, Mark where are you? Just started having fun and a lot more questions to ask you.
What about the pyramids? Some strange form of phallus symbols too? And all the tunnels that were built? Are they perhaps symbols for man penatrating mother earth and what about the whole mining industry?
June 29, 2005 @ 6:28 am | Comment
39 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Ivan,
A few more thoughts about Protestantism, and its patriarchy.
You may be aware I think, that Marxists, especially British Marxists, argue that the Reformation was essentially a response to the development of capitalism, and that the power struggle between the rising new capitalist class (of mostly merchants and traders) came to a head many many years later, with the outbreak of the English Civil War in 1647 – which Marxists argue was in reality a bourgeois revolution, not unlike the French Revolution that was to later follow. Many non-Marxists now agree with this analysis.
Catholicism, the old feudal Church, had had its power checked and curtailed during the Reformation, but King Charles I nevertheless supported Catholicism, as well as the old feudal aristocracy. Protestantism was always the religion of the capitalists – at least it was in Britain, as a general rule of thumb.
Now, in the middle of the 18th century, when industrial capitalism was really beginning to take off, a new fear gripped the bourgeois class – the newfound fear of masturbation.
Many years ago, when I was still a university student studying for my Honours Degree in History, I had the great pleasure of being able to attend a lecture at the University of newcastle, New South Wales, by a visiting Harvard scholar, the famous Harvard scholar, Professor Thomas Laquer – his lecture was titled: “A History of Masturbation in 18th Century England”. His basic overall thesis, was this: that the fear of masturbation first entered public discourse in England during the 1850s. Why then though? The answer, argued Laquer, was that capitalism had reached a stage in its development, whereby people’s greed, capitalist greed, became so obsessive that even masturbation came to be associated with wastage, with the unnecessary, unproductive use of valuable resources – of both sperm and time.
The conservative, Puritanical side of capitalist Protestantism, had turned on the masturbator – and for the first time in history, the evils and dangers of masturbation entered public discourse – warnings in publications like newspapers, leaflets, etc., warnings that masturbation causes blindness, that it is idle and unproductive, etc.
Now Laquer is NOT a Marxist, but he certainly is a very interesting scholar – he sits among America’s best, I would say. I’m not being sarcastic there either, when I say that. I’m quite serious! I find his thesis to be very convincing in fact.
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 6:34 am | Comment
40 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear JFS,
I have to leave my computer very soon, but very briefly, I am aware of the controversies surrounding the matriarchal arguments. You are right, in saying that the general consensus is that not all socieites started off as matriarchal societies, and I of accept this. But having said that, there is a growing consensus that matrilineal socieites existed in most socieites prior to the agricultural revolution, and the subsequent rise of civilisation.
I have actually visited a matrilineal community, in Yunnan Province – the Musuo ethnic peoples. The Naxi of Lijiang were also once matrilineal. Their language reveals much about their matrilineal customs, in itself – not only many of their social practices.
The general consensus regarding Japan, is that is was indeed a matrilineal society, and that it was during this period that Shintoism first developed.
Best regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 6:44 am | Comment
41 By shulan
“The conservative, Puritanical side of capitalist Protestantism, had turned on the masturbator – and for the first time in history, the evils and dangers of masturbation entered public discourse – warnings in publications like newspapers, leaflets, etc., warnings that masturbation causes blindness, that it is idle and unproductive, etc.”
In China masturbation was seen as wasting life energy since ancient times.
A little less theorie, a little more common sense , please
June 29, 2005 @ 6:56 am | Comment
42 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Shulan,
Very briefly, because I really have to go – but I have been to Egypt, back in 1984, and while I was there I did indeed ponder the psychological symbolism of the pyramids. I remember discussing this with a German doctor of anthropology that I met in the lobby of the hotel where I was staying – Dr Klaus Newman, I think his name was, if I remember correctly. A postmodern anthroplogist, is how he described himself. Anyway, we both agreed that the pyramids, unconsciously for the ancient Egyptians, represented not a phallus, but a womb – burial, or entombment rather, thus represented the returning to the womb.
It reminds me of ancient Tibetan animism. I once read a book by the very famous Polish anthropologist, Marcia Eliade, on Shamanism – a detailed study of the ancient Tibetan Book of the Dead. The famous poet, Ted Hughes, was greatly influenced by Eliade’s book when writing his famous Crow poems – I refer here to his poem, Examination at the Womb Door, for example. Here, in Tibetan Bon religion, we also have this idea of returning to the womb, to the safety of the womb – to the mother’s care, if you like!
When I taught in London, the biggest single cause of physical fights among male adolescent students was when somebody insulted somebody else’s mum. “Cussing” the English call this. The mere words “Your mum” alone could spark a serious punch up – “Your mum” has implications – your mum is a prostitute, or your mum is cheap, sexually loose.
If somebody wanted to upset a male kid, they would always insult the boy’s mother. Why? We go back to Freud’s concept of Oedipus. The mother is always going to be the protector, the nurturer. Men who fail to overcome their Oedipus Complex go through life wanting to marry or to be with women who resemble as close a possible their own mothers – this appears to be a common, universal phenomenon, if we turn to the pages of world literature, and throughout the ages.
The womb then, for men, is both a safe place, a place of protection, as well as being the place where life is nurtured and created, a place from which new life emerges. Men envy women for this creative, productive capability, and they try to compensate for it by being Gods, by creating things of theor own – missiles, nations, empires, etc., and they erect phallic monuments to their successes. But at the end of the day, none of it compares to the value and importance of the womb – so while they despise women for their wombs, they also long to be back in the womb, where they feel safe and secure and loved.
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 7:04 am | Comment
43 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Shulan,
Yes, but masturbation in ancient China was never subject to public discourse though was it? It was never politicised, there was never a systematic campaign aimed at educating the masses not to engage in a quiet, private wank! Right? it never took the form of propaganda, the product of a particular class or caste?
You had better gather up all of the evidence, if otherwise, and present it to Professor Thomas Laquer then! Or write an alternative thesis that challenges his.
regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 7:10 am | Comment
44 By shulan
Sorry Mark, but I think a lot of what Freud wrote is philosophy. Nothing more nothing less. He desribed himself as a adventurer not as a scientist. His empirical data was not very representative. The persons he analysed were mostly young women from the upper class of Vienna.
If you ask someone studying psychology today you will find them laughing at you when you only mention the oedipus complex.
So OK the pyramids are wombs.
But again what about the tunnels, the homosexuals, and the penis envy? 🙂
June 29, 2005 @ 7:31 am | Comment
45 By Ivan
Ivan (me) is now too drunk to answer any of MAJ’s comments with much clarity – except to say that I agree with some of what MAJ says but I wish he would address and confront my challenge to him about how Marxism is potentially very destructive unless it compromises with some PRE-Modern regard for the feminine principle.
(Not bad for a drunken man, eh?)
🙂
Anyway I await MAJ’s good thoughts about how, when all is said and done, Marx STILL tends to incline his followers toward patriarchy and male technocracy….
(MAJ, I really enjoy debating with you, so please carry on…) 🙂
PS, MAJ, what you said about how Marxists interpret Protestantism as a capitalist thing: Vis a vis the English Civil War, I ASSUME you know (or maybe you don’t?) that the two sides, the Puritans and Royalists, were NOT divided along economic class lines! Just as many working class and middle class and upper class English fought for Cromwell, equal in numbers ACROSS ECONOMIC CLASSES as those who fought for the Royalists. So, it is bullshit to say that the English Civil War accords with any Marxist theory of class conflict.
(No offense, MAJ, I’m really enjoying sparring with you!)
June 29, 2005 @ 8:04 am | Comment
46 By Ivan
PS,
MAJ, I like your reference to Laquer. Thank you for that – some more reading for me!
But still, I notice that you NEVER address any of my comments (or anyone else’s) except in the most strict (and to my mind, dessicated) terms of Marxist theory.
You have said nothing in reply to me, about the significance of Mother Mary or of other Feminist elements in Christianity, or about how our problems now might be related to that ontological problem of male versus female spirituality.
And so – QED – I suggest, that you, MAJ, are an exemplar of how Marxist theorists ARE worth listening to, for some LIMITED perspective – but your perspective remains very limited and myopic.
But still, I enjoy your thoughts, so please carry on. I don’t say that you speak nonsense – quite the contrary – I just say that you are myopic (as Marx was) but within your limited vision you do have some wise things to say. 🙂
Oh and I like this place (Peking Duck) because it seems that most of us know how to debate in friendly and courteous ways here… 🙂
June 29, 2005 @ 8:14 am | Comment
47 By lirelou
Mark. Regarding marxism, one former communist intellectual apparently has some very unkind things to say:
“Communism was not the crazy fantasy of a few fanatics, nor the result of human stupidity and baseness; it was a … very real part of the history of the twentieth century, and we cannot understand this history of ours without understanding communism. We cannot get rid of this specter by saying it was just “human stupidity,” or “human corruptibility.” The specter is stronger than the spells we cast on it. It might come back to life.
The influence that Marxism has achieved, far from being the result or proof of its scientific character, is almost entirely due to its prophetic, fantastic, and irrational elements. Marxism is a doctrine of blind confidence that a paradise of universal satisfaction is awaiting us just around the corner. Almost all the prophecies of Marx and his followers have already proved to be false, but this does not disturb the spiritual certainty of the faithful, any more than it did in the case of chiliastic sects. … In this sense Marxism performs the function of a religion, and its efficacy is of a religious character. But it is a caricature and a bogus form of religion, since it presents its temporal eschatology as a scientific system, which religious mythologies do not purport to be.”
Leszek Kolalowski, reviewed at:http://www.newcriterion.com/archive/23/jun05/leszek.htm
June 29, 2005 @ 7:29 pm | Comment
48 By MAJ
Dear Shulan,
I reject your claim that Freud is largely dismissed by the majority of today’s psyhcologists. Conrad tried to argue the same thing earlier on this thread too, and if you scroll up, you can read my reply.
For starters, take a close look at just how many academic conferences are held each year all over the world specifically to discuss Freud and his theories – and we’re not only talking about academic conferences held by university departments, but also conferences held by professional associations. Take a look at the guest lists too, and what you will find is that Freud continues today to have a very strong following, even among practicing clinical psychiatrists!
I’m not going to spend an enormous amount of my time today researching a list of hundreds or even thousands of individuals to provide for you as evidence – you can research that yourself if you need convincing. But just to name but one example, off the top of my head, just take Professor Juliet Mitchell, who describes herself as a “Freudian” – she defends many his views, she has written one of the most authorative books on the subject, back in 1974, which is still so popular and widely read that an updated edition was re-released in 2000. She is not only a university professor of psychology at Jesus College, Cambridge University, but also a practicing clinical psyschiatrist. As I said, I could name thousands more like her.
Yes, his theories are very controversal, and many people have jected many of his claims and assumptions, but there are also many, today, who draw on his theories because they care convinced by them.
In fact, turn to any encyclopaedia, and you will see that Freud “is generally recognised as one of the most influential and authoritative thinkers of the twentieth century.” (The Internat Encyclopaedia of Philosophy)
Now is Freudian theory scientific? This is in fact where the biggest controversy lies, as you have so rightly pointed out. But regardless of whether we accept it as scientific or not, it is clearly of immense value, and it continues, despite what you and Conrad might like to think, to be immensely influential. Try reading the Internet Encyclopaedia of Philosophy on Freud – it discusses the “scientific” contoversy in some detail.
I am familiar with more than just the Oedipus Complex too by the way! I have the entire Penguin Freud library at home, which I have read several times over.
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 7:35 pm | Comment
49 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Lirelou,
What Leszek Kolalowski has just described in Stalinism, or Maoism – not Marxism!
If he changes the word “Marxism” to the word “Stalinism” or even “Leninism” then I will be able to agree with all that he says entirely!
Marx had no intentions of writing a doctrine, nor did he see himself as a prophet. He simply wrote an analysis of capitalism, and based on that analysis, surmised on how it might transform itself. His analysis of capitalism was based on a theory of his which he derived largely from a reading of Darwin and Hegel – his theory of historical materialism. Now this theory simply argues that all modes of production (which for Marx is a set of dominant social relationships – the relationships of production and reproduction) that these relationship will also lead to inherent contradictions, and that these contradictions will sometimes result in conflicts (ie. class conflicts). These conflicts may or may not leads to revolution. These contradictions, if they become great enough, can also lead to the rise of a new set of dominanat social relations – eg. feudalism to capitalism.
True, he did surmise that capitalism is historical, and that socialism would probably develop out of the contradictions of capitalism, but not until capitalism exhausts itself, and for that to happen, it has to first become fully globalised.
Marx was no where near as determinist as what many people make him out to be. He regarded capitalism, for all of it new problems, as being historically progressive! He was a capitalist himself in fact, as was Engels.
Marx, and his theories, cannot be blamed for the poor readings of others, like Lenin for example. Nor can he be blamed if people have used certain aspects of his theories, misapplied them, and have then proceeded to espouse non-Marxist things in his name!
Not only this, but Marx and his theories (Marxism) have also been victims of the Cold War!
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 7:52 pm | Comment
50 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Lirelou,
Sorry about all the careless typing errors in my comment above. I’m in a hurry, as I also have to respond to Ivan’s last two above comments! It was Shulan before that!
I always seem to be defending myself on too many fronts at once!
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 7:56 pm | Comment
51 By richard
Lirelou, I love that quote.
And I agree with Mark that there’s a lot of validity to Marx’s theories. Sadly, whenever implemented they’ve been corrupted. But by their very nature that is bound to happen — MUST happen –because he forgot to take into account human nature, which is to strive, to compete, to resist equality.
June 29, 2005 @ 8:11 pm | Comment
52 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Richard,
No, my whole point, in response to Lirelou, is that Marx’s theories have NEVER been “implimented” – only distortions of “some” of his views, and neither he, nor his theories, can be blamed for that! Surely not?
As for human nature, Marx did not ignore it. If you read Sam from Shenzhen’s favourite Marxist scholar, Norman Geras, for example, you will know better! Geras wrote a very famous and influential book called Marx and Human Nature, and the topic has also been widely discussed in the pages of many academic journals over the years, especially in the pages of the New Left Review.
Marx did not write very much about human nature though, not explixcitly, and that’s because he was too preoocupied with the task of analysising the capitalist mode of production – his three volumes of Das Kapital. He did however, plan to write about human nature, and about the jurisprudic forms expressed by capitalist social relations of production and reproduction (the family) – he outlined such a plan in The Grundrisse. But unfortunately he died before he had the chance. That task has been left up to others – a task that, for example, scholars of the Frankfurt School of Marxists have taken up, like Theodore Adorno, Herbert Marcuse, Fredric Jameson, etc. They look at culture, in particular, and in Marcuse’s case, brings together a fusion of Freud and Marx. Juliet Mitchell does the same.
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 8:38 pm | Comment
53 By Conrad
It’s official Mark. You’re out of your friggin’ mind.
Trying to have a rational discussion with you is an isometric exercise — i.e., a big strain that gets one nowhere.
June 29, 2005 @ 8:54 pm | Comment
54 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Ivan,
I shall address the questions raised about the English Civil War first.
I am indeed aware of the controversies surrounding Christopher Hill’s original interpretation of the English Civil War as a bourgeois revolution. I have read the works of the Thatcherite revisionist historian, Conrad Russell as well, and he does indeed raise many valid criticisms. But the controversy is far from being solved, as you seem to suggest. The debate rages on you know.
Marxist interpretations continue to be revised in the light of these revisionist challenges as well, which I think is a very healthy process, because it means that both the Marxist and revisionist interpretations are strengthened as a result. Each is constantly being revised and modified.
The historical constant which framed Hill’s work, as you no doubt know (and he died only a few years ago, in 2003, aged 91) was the rise of capitalism, a rise in which the events of the 1640s and 1650s were portrayed as a climacteric which changed the country for ever.
Whether the beneficiaries were conscious of it or not, the period was a bourgeois revolution from which the bourgeoisie profited. That much remains, in the Marxist interpretations, though they do vary, of course. There is no one Marxist interpretation, and that’s because, despite what many like to think, there is no Marxist blueprint, or determinist model, for Marxists to follow. Let us not confuse anything that Marx said with say, for example, the dogmas of Leninism, or Maoism, or whatever.
One of the more recent Marxist historians of the English Civil War, is Norah Carlin. I refer you to her book, The Causes of the English Civil War. In it, she points out that “It is as difficult to talk of disproving suggested causes of historical events as it is to talk of proving them. Existing arguments for a theory can be criticised, but it is always possible that better arguments could be put forward, or the theory itself developed and improved. That the testing of a theory may lead to its being modified rather than abandoned is evident from the whole history of natural and social science. That is why it is wrong, for example, to claim that the theory of history as class struggle has been ‘disproved’, though to say that this or any other explanation of the civil war is unproven would merely be stating the obvious.”
Ivan, if explanations of the English Civil War in terms of social change are worth pursuing – even for revisionists – it is not because they can reduce the complex question of causality to a simple, agreed formula of bourgeois revolution, but because they can still attempt to bring together the different strands of explanation; to mediate, in effect, between long-term changes in the economy and short-term political events, and even to aim at that ‘integrating or totalising role’ towards which social history has frequently aspired, and repair the breach between the history of society and the history of the state.
It was Ivan, the Marxist theory of bourgeois revolution that placed the development of the modern economy, society and state at the centre of historical investigation in the first place. Revisionism rejects a key role for the English Revolution in the emergence of modern society, but that is a continuation of a debate, and the question remains, although the answer keeps changing: what did the English Revolution contribute to the development of capitalism?
Norah Carlin may be right to reject the answers previously suggested by Marxists, but her book clears the ground of much of the triviality and parochialism of revisionism for renewed efforts to find answers to questions about the role of the English Revolution in the development of the modern economy, society and state – questions central not only to the study of English history but also to the study of world history.
And Ivan, your point about the Puritans and the Royalist not being divided along class lines isn’t quite as cut and dry as you seem to think. Both the figures, and the interpretations of those figures, are both controversial, and in constant dispute. Loyalties, however, were very complex – humans are complex – and the revisionists have done us all a good service in challenging Hill’s initial account. Marxists have been forced to modify, but once again, the revisionist have also been forced to modify their accounts in various ways as well. The end result, thanks to such debate, is that we now all have a much more complex understanding of the English Civil War, even though differences of opinion, of interpretation, continue to exist, and debates continue to rage in the pages of journals like Past and Present.
Now, lets move on to one of your other points: you suggest that Marxism is potentially very destructive, unless it can accommodate itself with a regard for the pre-modern respect for the feminine principle. Well, of course! I think most Marxists would agree that as humans, the very concept of both “feminine” and “masculine” is but a mere social construct. Freud also argued that – in fact, to his credit, he was the first to ever do so. He was certainly way ahead of his time in this respect. Most sociologists today certainly agree with him on that one. These concepts simply describe particular categories of behaviour, with each of the two being artificially ascribed to gender.
One set of characteristics identified with the word “masculine” and the other with the word “feminine”. One set is supposedly meant to be characteristic of men, the other of women. But as Freud recognised, humans are far more complex than that. In reality, we all harbour both “masculine” and “feminine” qualities, ideas, values, expressions, modes of behaviour, desires, etc. Men cry too! And quite naturally so. When they do, they usually feel better (unless they are made by others to feel bad for having done so, that is.)
None of this is incompatible with any of Marx’s ideas or theories, and in fact, it is more often than not Marxists who are the ones responsible for developing such views.
The idea that we, as humans, ought to rediscover the value of the feminine, to get in touch with our “feminine side” (as many now put it) is hardly new, but it is an idea certainly of great value. If this means, for some, a reappraisal of pre-modern symbols, like the Mother Mary for example, then fine! No Marxist is ever going to dispute the value in this. I don’t know where you ever got the idea of otherwise?!
Perhaps you are confusing Marx with Stalin or Mao or Lenin or somebody? I don’t know.
And I reject your assertion that my perspective is myopic and limited. I am very widely read, and not all that I read is produced by Marxists, and not all the Marxists that I do read are the same.
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 9:10 pm | Comment
55 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Ivan,
Sorry, one more thing regarding the English Civil War: you said that just because the Puritans and Royalist were not divided along class lines that “it is bullshit to say that the English Civil War accounts with any Marxist theory of class conflict.”
Well I would have to disagree. First of all , as I mentioned earlier, whether or not such class loyalties existed or not is still the subject of debate. But this aside, there are other ways classes to take into acconut, and this, for example, is what is at the heart of Norah Carlin’s interpretation.
She is of the view that the civil war is inexplicable as merely a conflict between aristocratic factions -which is what the revisionists like to argue. But as she explains, “Petitions and other forms of popular participation in the crisis of 1640-42 must be taken into account in any explanation of the civil war, which was the first conflict of its kind to involve more than a tiny minority of the population in national issues: this is what made it different from the baronial wars of the late middle ages.”
She notes that when an arch-revisionist, the earl-historian Conrad Russell, announced in 1973 in The Origins of the English Civil War that “social change explanation of the English civil war must be regarded as having broken down”, he added that if a new social change explanation did appear, it would be likely to be based, not on the gentry, but on the “middling sort” – larger farmers and more substantial craftsmen. Revisionists adopted the first part of the statement but many, including Russell himself, ignored the second part. However, by getting away from the fruitless disputes about rising and declining gentry, Russell had put his finger on the new social development which made the English Civil War different from medieval baronial conflicts.
Norah Carlin focuses on the “village and small town elites” consisting of big farmers, traders and substantial craftsmen, who dominated local communities as jurymen, constables, churchwardens and overseers of the poor. This “middling sort”, as they were called at the time, “had become accustomed to regarding themselves as participants in government rather than the dependants of feudal overlords.” In her conclusion she says that “it is no accident – though I have to say it was not fully planned in advance – that each of the preceding chapters of the book tends towards one thesis more than any other, that of the importance of the middling sort as a catalyst which polarised the divisions over religion, politics and government in 1641-42”.
The independent role of the middling sort provides the basis for the new social change explanation, but Norah Carlin recognises that the middling sort were themselves divided, that they were not all parliamentarians, that many were royalists or neutrals. As I said earlier, and which I’m sure we both can agree on – humans are indeed complex.
Regards again,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 9:44 pm | Comment
56 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Conrad,
It seems as though I may have touched on a raw nerve! So sorry if I have. 🙂
I reject your assertion that it is impossible for you to engage in a rational conversation with me though. I refer you again, just in the way of example, to the debate that we had earlier on the “China more popular among our allies” thread. Anne Myers certainly seems to have judged me as rational, since, in her adjudication (and she seems to be very impartial and fair) she gave me the more favourable verdict.
I seem to be able to engage in meaningful and productive debates with others on this website too for that matter.
Perhaps then, one might surmise that it is you, who has the problem. You might like to start, in the way of rectifying this, by questioning and reassessing your own world view.
Best of luck then,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 10:12 pm | Comment
57 By American man
He’s the frat boy president.I hate frat boys.He really IS dim.No doubt.Nobody can argue with that.Except Texans.Texas is the dumbshit capitol of America.
June 29, 2005 @ 11:00 pm | Comment
58 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear American Boy,
Who is (was) a “frat boy president”? And what is a “frat”? It’s an American term, I assume.
Sorry again, for my ignorance. But be fair on me here – I mean, I can’t be expected to know ALL of the world’s jargon and colloquialisms!
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 29, 2005 @ 11:09 pm | Comment
59 By American man
Frat boy=moron.Basically.
June 29, 2005 @ 11:24 pm | Comment
60 By American man
I am a MAN. Dammit!
June 29, 2005 @ 11:25 pm | Comment
61 By pete
Conrad
Your reply comment about not using the impeachment process to settle policy issues is well taken, but the conduct of Bush is at a level of seriousness and harm to the American nation and body politic, that a national forum is need to debate or “try” the issues of his presidency.
June 29, 2005 @ 11:31 pm | Comment
62 By American man
Dick Luger has THE best name in American politics.So vivid!
June 29, 2005 @ 11:32 pm | Comment
63 By Conrad
Mark:
I’ve tried to be gentle with you but, screw it. The fact of the matter is that I really don’t give a flying f**K what you think about a question of international law. I read your “argument” and you are, to be blunt, entirely ignorant on the subject and too arrogant to understand your ignorance. I’d as soon listen to my dog’s opinion of string theory as I would your views on the proper construction of a treaty.
I hate to burst your bubble (since you’ve brought it up a couple dozen times in the last two days and it clearly means a lot to you) but the fact that this Anne Myers commenter agrees with your analysis doesn’t advance your case. It simply shows that neither one of you knows jack-sh*t about the rules of legal construction.
Mark, even a chimpanzee can be taught to cut and paste great gobs of verbage he doesn’t understand from websites (see http://www.cuba-solidarity.org.uk/ cubasi_article.asp?ArticleID=32, which you cut and pasted without attribution and tried to pass off as your own argument). The difference is that, unlike you, the ape doesn’t think he’s engaged in profound debate when he does it.
How incompetent was your legal analysis? In the part that you didn’t plagerize, you cited a district court case without noting or even being aware that it had been expressly overturned by the US Supreme Court, for Christ’s sake! When first year law students to that, we advise them that they have no talent for the law.
June 29, 2005 @ 11:55 pm | Comment
64 By American man
Plagarism is wrong? Oh,shit…………
June 29, 2005 @ 11:57 pm | Comment
65 By pete
Richard
“Oh and I like this place (Peking Duck) because it seems most of us know how to debate in friendly and courteous ways here…” Ivan
I am curious Ivan-who-wrote-the-above-quote, if you are the one and same “Ivan” who commented about me in a most pornographic, vulgar and filthy way on a previous thread a week or so ago.
If this is one and the same Ivan I would suggest he be banned from this site as a phoney, a hypocrite and a liar.
The reason I did not react earlier was I thought he was a troll, but now, if it is the same person, he shows up all the time. Do you all want to read what such a person says?
June 29, 2005 @ 11:59 pm | Comment
66 By American man
Let’s burn Ivan at the stake.
June 30, 2005 @ 12:04 am | Comment
67 By Conrad
You can be banned for being a phoney, a hypocrite and a liar? Uh-oh. . . .
June 30, 2005 @ 12:15 am | Comment
68 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Conrad,
The fact is, when I cut and pasted a few sections from the Cuban Solidarity website, I nevertheless attributed the section pasted to de Zaya – I didn’t try to pass off his views as having originated with me. It is simply quicker and easier to cut and paste when you’re blogging. If I had deleted the fact that it was de Zaya’s views, then yes, I would be plagiarising. But I didn’t did I? I ALWAYS acknowledge the authors when using the views of others. Period. I’m look Conrad, you don’t even know how to spell plagiarise (which you spell as “plagerize”).
Your other complaint, is that you do not consider me to be qualified enough to make judgements about matters of international law. Well, I’m not a lawyer, but I reject your assertion that that somehow disqualifies me from being able to make sound judgements in relation to matters of law. For starters, the issue as to whether or not the occupation of Guantanamo Bay is in violation of international law is held by many lawyers – not only de Zaya, but also be Muse, for example. Now look Conrad, I intend to supply you with a much more extensive list of lawyers who argue that the US occupation of Guantanamo Bay is illegal under international law. When I do, and I will, then your claim that you know better simply because you’re a lawyer and I’m not, will sound pretty hollow. Anybody can pick up a law book and read it. My usage of the term “duress” and “coercion”, which you tried to dismiss as being merely a layman’s understanding, for starters, was the very definition used by the 1969 Vienna Convention.
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 30, 2005 @ 12:32 am | Comment
69 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Conrad,
The fact is, when I cut and pasted a few sections from the Cuban Solidarity website, I nevertheless attributed the section pasted to de Zaya – I didn’t try to pass off his views as having originated with me. It is simply quicker and easier to cut and paste when you’re blogging. If I had deleted the fact that it was de Zaya’s views, then yes, I would be plagiarising. But I didn’t did I? I ALWAYS acknowledge the authors when using the views of others. Period. Now look Conrad, you don’t even know how to spell plagiarise, which can also be spelt as plagarise or plagerize, but which you spell as “plagerize”.
Your other complaint, is that you do not consider me to be qualified enough to make judgements about matters of international law. Well, I’m not a lawyer, but I reject your assertion that that somehow disqualifies me from being able to make sound judgements in relation to matters of law. For starters, the issue as to whether or not the occupation of Guantanamo Bay is in violation of international law is, I know, a controvserial one. But the view that it is illegal share is shared by many lawyers – not only de Zaya, but also be Muse, for example. Now look Conrad, I intend to supply you with a much more extensive list of lawyers who argue that the US occupation of Guantanamo Bay is illegal under international law. When I do, and I will, then your claim that you know better simply because you’re a lawyer and I’m not, will sound pretty hollow. Anybody can pick up a law book and read it. My usage of the term “duress” and “coercion”, which you tried to dismiss as being merely a layman’s understanding, for starters, was the very definition used by the 1969 Vienna Convention. I can just as easily accuse you of being ignorant on the subject.
No need to be so arrogant Conrad. 🙂
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 30, 2005 @ 12:40 am | Comment
70 By pete
Ya, Conrad that might give some people here indigestion, but why waste time on such idiot characters.
BTW, you ever run into this Ivan liar on your old blog? He has not yet had the guts to show up and answer the charges.
June 30, 2005 @ 1:10 am | Comment
71 By lirelou
Mark Anthony,
Continued occupation of Guantanamo by U.S. forces is illegal under international law only if Cuba, the aggrieved party, brings action in an international tribunal to oust the U.S. from Guantanamo, and that tribunal holds for Cuba. I suspect that they would, but to my knowledge Cuba has not sought to gain any international tribunal’s support for their claim. Rather, the matter remains a bilateral issue. Lists of lawyers prove nothing, as by the very adversarial nature of Anglo-American common law they can be found on all sides of a controversy.
Conrad. Reference phoneys, hypocrites, and liars, don’t we normally elect those to public office? That’s a grenade that would take down a lot of members on both sides of the aisle in Congress. Not to mention tarring a few other public figures now held as heroes.
June 30, 2005 @ 1:28 am | Comment
72 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Conrad,
Sorry – I’m typing here in such a hurry, that I’m making all sorts of careless m istakes. In the comment I posted above, addressed to you, I take a snipe at you for not being able to spell plagiarise – I myself mistyped the word in doing so: the sentence in question should read: Now look Conrad, you don’t even know how to spell plagiarise, which can also be spelt as plagarise or plagarize, but which you spell as “plagerize”.
I am rather frustrated here at th emoment, because my computer is experiencing server problems: I have located at least two law society websites that discuss the Guantanamo Bay occupation controversy, and so I will be able to supply you with a list of professional lawyers who also, like Muse and de Zayas, who are also lawyers, judge the US occupation to be in violation of international law. I know too, that they all argue this along the same lines. Now once again Conrad, and with all due respect, you cannot argue that a non-lawyer is incapable of reading the views of various lawyers, and then forming an opinion based on those views. I have read the arguments of both – and I have engaged with you on the issue, but your arguments, I think, do not stand up. They are simply not convincing, and for the reasons I explain, and which Anne Myers summed him. You can dismiss her views, but how do you know that she isn’t a lawyer herself?
You can’t dismiss the views of other lawyers on the basis that you ARE a lawyer, can you? Not when such views are also held by lawyers.
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 30, 2005 @ 1:32 am | Comment
73 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Lirelou,
Yes, I will address your points later – as I just mentioned above, I am experiencing server problems, so accessing sites using Google is proving to be very difficult right now.
But I do take your point. The reason why I shall provide a list of lawyers though, is simply because Conrad wants to dismiss the validity of my views on the grounds that I am not a lawyer, and therefore, in his opinion, incapable of making sound and informed judgements on matters of law. I reject this. Anybody can read the views of lawyers, from all sides of the argument, and form a valid opinion of their own. What matters is that they read widely on the topic, so that they are able to comprehend and synthesise all viewpoints, so that they can then reach an informed opinion.
A list will prove nothing, as you said, because there will always be adversarial viewpoints. But by providing a list, it makes it more difficult for Conrad to be so dismissive.
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 30, 2005 @ 1:42 am | Comment
74 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Lirelou,
Yes, back to your interesting point about Cuba’s failure to challenge the occupation formally, through international courts. Conrad actually raised this as well, during our initial debate, surmising that it was a sign that the Cuban government recognises the hopeless of their cause.
I think the answer is different though. Cuba’s reaction of late has certainly been confusing. They have always maintained that the US occupation of Guantanamo is illegal under international law, and they have refused to cash in all of the cheques that the US government places into their Swiss bank account each year in the form of rent – clearly not wanting to acknowledge or to lend legitimatacy to the occupation in any way legally.
But in recent years, the Cuban government has entered into a kind of detente with the US, and I think it is pragmatism that is holding them back. Remember, that the Cubans didn’t initally object to the prison facility, saying that they would tolerate the breach as a gesture in support of the “War on Terrorism”. That was the official Cuban Government line. They only started protesting the facility after it came out that serious human rights abuses were occuring at the facility.
Another reason probably holding them back is this: when the Nicaraguans took the US to the World Court, and won, the US simply ignored the ruling altogether, and then withdrew their recognition of the World Court altogether. I don’t think the US actually recognises the World Court anymore, does it? Correct me if I’m wrong there.
This, together with the present detente, explains the soft, rather quiet response of the Cubans on this issue. They have formally protested to the US Government the illegality of both the occupation and the present prison facility though.
What you are saying above though, is, essentially, that the occupation is only illegal if it is judged to be illegal in an international court of law. But surely one can argue that something is illegal, without having to necessarily prove it by winning a court judgement? I mean, if I steal somebody’s car, I have acted illegally, regardless of whether or not I have been taken to court, because I have violated a law – and regardless of whether I have been found guilty or not, I have, as I said, broken the law. If I violate a law by violating the terms agreed to in a contract or treaty, then am I not acting illegally? Wouldn’t any attempts to take this issue to the World Court, or to some other tribunal, be based on the belief that the occupation was illegal?
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 30, 2005 @ 4:03 am | Comment
75 By Conrad
Mark:
I have stated: (1) that the majority and accepted view is that the US lease is valid under international law and (2) the arguments that YOU raise make no legal sense.
The fact that you can cite examples of lawyers who take the minority view does not: (a) alter the fact that the overwhelming weight of authority says that they are wrong or (b) make your own arguments any less nonsensical.
Let me try one more time to explain why you (and your sources) are wrong:
Background: In negotiating the terms upon which the US would grant Cuba its independence (which had passed to the US from Spain following the Spanish American War). The US demanded, and Cuba agreed to, the following provision:
A Supplement Agreement was then negotiated giving the US a lease to the Guantanamo site. This lease was silent as to its expiration date.
You claim that articles 51 and/or 52 of the Vienna Convention on the Law of Treaties renders the 1903 Agreement and the US lease of Guantanamo illegal.
That argument fails for the following reasons:
1. Article 51 of the Vienna Convention states: “The expression of a State’s consent to be bound by a treaty which has been procured by the coercion of its representative through acts or threats directed against him shall be without any legal effect“.
Coercion under Article 51 is limited to threats or acts directed against the State’s representative (e.g., if you don’t sign this treaty Mr. Ambassador, we will shoot you). There is no claim that the US threatened Cuba’s representative(s) in the negotiations. Therefore Article 51 does not apply on its face.
2. Article 52 of the Vienna Convention states: “A treaty is void if its conclusion has been procured by the threat or use of force in violation of the principles of international law embodied in the Charter of the United Nations.”
The US did not threaten or use force against Cuba in negotiating the 1903 Agreeement. The US merely said “take it or leave it” (i.e., accept this provision or no independence for you). Cuba took it. Hard negotiating? Yep. A bad deal for Cuba? Maybe. But it does not amount to “force”as that term is defined by established international legal precedent.
Attempts to argue that this is “force” under Article 52 are, frankly, stupid, bull-headed, obstinate and wrong, since every single precedent and all authoritative treatises say that “force” is the use of or express threat of military action. However, as set forth in #3 below, even if it was force, it still wouldn’t matter.
3. Even had there been a threat or use of force by the US against Cuba, Article 51 and/or 52 still would not apply. The Vienna Convention did not take effect until 1980. Article 4 of the Vienna Convention states: “th[is] Convention applies only to treaties which are concluded by States after the entry into force of the present Convention with regard to such States.” Since the US Cuba Agreement was entered into in 1903 — WELL BEFORE 1980 — the Vienna Convention, including Articles 51 and 52, does not apply to it.
4. The US does not occupy Guantanao pursuant to the 1903 Agreement. In 1934 the US and Cuba concluded a treaty which changed the terms of their relationship. The 1934 Treaty replaced the 1903 Agreement. The Platt Amendment, giving the US the right to intervene in Cuba was dropped and a provision giving the US a lease on Guantanamo was included. Unlike the 1903 Agreement, the 1934 Treaty specified that the US lease would be in perpituity.
There is no claim by anyone involved that the US used force or the threat of force in 1934. Both sides entered into the negotations voluntarily and Cuba got what it wanted, the recission of the Platt Amendment.
So, even if the US used force in 1903 AND the Vienna Convention applied to the 1903 Agreement — neither of which are true — it would still be irrelevant because the applicable document is not the 1903 Agreement but the 1934 Treaty.
5. The so-called “unequal treaties doctrine” is of no avail. To the extent the doctrine exists, it only applies pursuant to Article 62 of the Vienna Convention and since, as noted above, the Vienna Convention is not retroactive, is of no effect.
The unequal treaties doctrine:
(See Stuart S. Malawer, IMPOSED TREATIES AND UNEQUAL TREATIES IN INTERNATIONAL LAW at p.155 http://www.global-trade-law.com/chapt.4a.pdf)
A minority of commentators argue that the doctrine should also include the use of economic force (e.g., sanctions). However, this is not recognized at law and would not apply to the US Cuba situation if it was. (See Malawar, pp. 74-89).
A very small number of commentators on the far left argue that all treaties resulting from unequal bargaining power should be invalid. However, this is rejected by the overwhelming majority of authorities and commentators and has never been recognized by any international tribunal. (See Malawar, pp. 74-89).
In order for a new rule of treaty interpretation to apply under Article 64 of the Vienna Treaty it MUST be a “preemptory norm” (i.e., accepted and recognized by a substantial majority af countries, etc.). (See Malawar, pp. 155-56). This is demonstrably and catagorically not the case with respect to voiding treaties resulting from unequal bargaining power. It therefore cannot be applied to the US Cuba treaties, even if it were retroactive, which it isn’t.
6. The operation of a detention center for hostile enemy combatents is entirely consistent with the use of Guantanamo as a naval base. Indeed, one would expect enemy combatents to be detained on a military base. A similar question was addressed by the courts when Haitian refugees were detained at Guantanamo and the courts held that holding civilians detained at see while attempting to enter the US illegally WAS consistent with the us of Guantanamo as a naval base. If holding peaceful illegal aliens is consistent with the operation of a military base, then holding hostile enemy combatents certainly is.
7. I believe you have agreed that the “McDonald’s” argument is silly and immaterial.
There is a reason that Cuba has not taken its case to the ICJ, which would be of immense propaganda value. The reason is that Cuba has sought and received legal advice and that advice told Cuba pretty much what I have just told you above.
June 30, 2005 @ 4:09 am | Comment
76 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Conrad,
Touche!
O.K. You have produced a far more detailed, and convincing argument this time round, and I’m prepared to accept your view now that both the 1903 and 1934 treaties cannot legally be said to have been signed by the Cubans under duress.
I am still not fully convinced though, by your view that the present military facility is consistent with the normal activities of a naval base. Holding civilians detained at sea for having attempted to enter the US illegally seems a far cry from holding international terror suspects, detained in far away countries, flown to Guantanamo, held there for years without charge, and in conditions found to be in violation of basic human rights – I’m sorry Conrad, but I can’t see how that can possibly be construed as being consistent with the normal functions of a naval base.
It also violates the concept of “good faith” that I mentioned in the earlier thread, does it not? Remember that Cubans still maintain sovereignty over Guantanamo, and I’m sure that the 1934 treaty was agreed to on the understanding that the land leased would never be used for the purposes of building such a prison facility.
Sure, having a prison designed to hold illegal refugees, intruders, etc., that I think could be argued to be consistent with the operations of a naval base. But using the leased land as a site to construct a prison facility designed to hold terror suspects from all around the world, that is not, most certainly, what the Cubans had in mind when they agreed to lease that land to the US for use as a naval base. As I mentioned in my last comment addressed to Lirelou above, the Cuban Gov. themsleves, as a gesture of support to the US with its “war on terror” agreed to the building of a prison facility, even though they qualified this by pointing out that it was a breach. They have since protested to Washington though, arguing that the present facility and the use that it has been put to, violates the terms of the treaty – thereby calling into question the illegality of the entire occupation.
Best regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
P.S. I’m glad that you seem to have calmed down a little, and that you refrained this time from using expletives! Surely we can engage with one another’s arguments critically, whilst remaining friendly, if not friends.
June 30, 2005 @ 4:35 am | Comment
77 By Conrad
What specifically the Cubans had in mind is not a relevant legal question.
The question is whether the detention of hostile combatants engaged in armed conflict with the US is consistent with the function of a naval base.
The answer must be ‘of course’. Indeed, a military base is probably the most obvious place to detain hostile combatants. But it doesn’t need to be the most obvious. It only needs to be consistent, and it is clearly not unreasonable to hold hostile combatants at a military facility.
Look at it this way. The detainees can be (1) held in military facilities or (2) held in civilian prisons. There are no other options. You yourself argue that the detainees are subject to the protections of the Geneva Convention. Who receives training regarding the Geneva Convention, soldiers or civilian prison guards? The former not the latter. Therefore, military custody is where one would expect these people to be.
You are trying to reach a negative answer by making the question absurdly specific, i.e., “holding international terror suspects, detained in far away countries, flown to Guantanamo, held there for years without charge, and in conditions found to be in violation of basic human rights.”
Hell, in 1903 holding people without charge was pretty much the norm, human rights were largely unknown, international terrorism didn’t exist and, as for detainees being flown in, the Wright Brothers were still tinkering at Kitty Hawk.
June 30, 2005 @ 5:15 am | Comment
78 By Conrad
Mark:
As for remaining friendly, I am fine when you inslut me. But when you start casting aspersions upon my penis, well, that’s another thing entirely. I’m quite fond of him.
June 30, 2005 @ 5:31 am | Comment
79 By richard
Pete, there is only one Ivan posting here, unless there are two Ivans using the same IP address.
As to the argument going on above, I can’t deal with it first thing in the morning. Conrad, let’s just give in, join the Workers Party and help usher in the revolution.
June 30, 2005 @ 7:41 am | Comment
80 By pete
lirelou
Definitely, I would like to see liar Ivan shipped off to Congress to join his fellow travelers, and being on public display wearing a cangue with his offensive comment to me in writing stapled to the cangue. Better than ten thousand cuts.
June 30, 2005 @ 9:12 am | Comment
81 By lirelou
Mark Anthony,
I don’t mean to trivialize your use of male-female perspective analysis, which can throw interesting light on various subjects (*), but male-side, female-side, the only side that matters is the human side.
(*) Mika Etchebehere made some interesting comments about the male and female aspects of command in her biograhpy “Ma Guerre d”Espagne a Moi”. She had commanded an infantry company in the Spanish Civil War.
June 30, 2005 @ 5:41 pm | Comment
82 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Lirelou,
Yes! That was my point exactly though, and that was Freud’s point as well – that the only side that matters is, as you say, the human side. That was my precise argument in fact, which I made in response to Ivan.
Both “masculine” and “feminine” are artificial, social constructs – they are no more than particular words, used to identify two sets (or categories) of human behavioural traits, or characteristics. The idea of assigning one set to men, and claiming that this set is inherent to the nature of men, and the other to women, well, that’s completely artificial. Freud realised this, and he very explicitly said that he was of the opinion that the two concepts are meaningless, because the characteristics that we call “feminine” and “masculine” are inherent to all of us. It is common for people to say things like, “you should get in touch with your feminine side”, or “your masculine side” – it’s simply an acknowledgement that what society has defined as being inherently distinct of the two genders is in reality shared by the two genders.
Dear Conrad,
I’m sorry if I offended you with the taunt about sexual insecurity, but I couldn’t resist, because you had in fact couched your argument in terms of sexual metaphor – the “hard” and “soft” sciences argument, that it is the more “serious” hard sciences like economics that matter, and the “soft” liberal arts students are emasculated, trivialised, in the way that say, women were dismissed and trivialised back during Victorian times.
Now this phenomenon has been very widely discussed, and Brian Eslea’s book, Fathering the Unthinkable, is a good example. He talks a great deal about how Western academia has been couched in terms of the “hard’ and “soft” sciences, and what these sexual metaphors mean.
Now look Conrad, given the context of the discussion that was earlier taking place, commenting on your use of such metaphors just proved too difficult to resist!
And I never mean to insult you when I launch into criticisms of your views – which brings me now to your argument that the establishment of a gulag is consistent with the normal operations of a naval base!
Well look, I can see and appreciate your argument, up to a point, but I’m afraid we are going to have to agree to disagree on this one.
Back in 1999, I used to live in Yokosuka, Japan – about 20 minutes south of Yokohama, and about 40 minutes south of Tokyo. It is the site of America’s largest naval base in Japan, and is normally home to the large aircarft carrier, the USS Kitty Hawk. Because I lived and worked in a city with such a large American population, not surprisingly, I made many acquaintances with Americans who worked on the base, some of which developed into solid friendships. So I was often invited onto the base, which is like a rather self-contained city. It has a McDonalds to service the “nutritional” needs of its personnel, so yes, de Zaya is wrong when he argues that such commerical interests are not consistent with the normal operations of a naval base. The Yokosuka base even has a large department store, a cinema complex, you name it! And yes, it also has a prison facility, because, lets face, there will always be a few rotten eggs who will commit various crimes, usually petty ones, but occasionally more serious crimes are committed too, like murder or rape.
So yes, prisons and fast food stores are quite reasonably seen as being consistent with the normal operations of a modern day naval base.
But a gulag? Well, I don’t think so.
You are right Conrad, when you say that the majority opinion among lawyers is that the US occupation of Guantanamo Bay is legal, they don’t all say so, but the majority do, as you say. But it is also true to say that the majority opinion among the world’s lawyers is that the treatment of detainees at the Guantanamo facility violates international law, and on several serious counts.
You argue that what the Cubans originally had in mind is not a relevant legal question. I’m not so sure about that. The Vienna Convention states that, under international law, treaties are to be interpreted “in good faith” according to the “ordinary meaning given to the terms of the treaty in their context and in the light of its object and purpose.”
The key word here is “purpose”. The idea that the people of Cuba might be happy for the US to put to “purpose” their land, which they have sovereignty over, for the use of the type of detention centre that currently exists, is of course nonsense. And as I have said already, the Cuban government has voiced its protest to Washington already over this issue.
You say that the feelings of the Cubans on this matter have no relevancy as far as the law is concerned, but surely the legal concept of “good faith” applies in this situation? If it does, then the question of whether or not the present gulag in consistent with the “normal” functions of a naval base are highly relevant, as is the question of how the Cuban people feel about having such a facility operating on their sovereign land.
Best regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 30, 2005 @ 8:46 pm | Comment
83 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear Conrad,
Sorry, just one last thing: I appreciate the fact that the Vienna Convention is not retroactive, so arguably there may be no need to interpret the 1903 and 1934 treaties in “good faith” – but it could be argued I think, that it has always been necessary to interpret the wording of treaties and contracts in good faith, and that this requirement had existed long before the Vienna Convention stipulated it in writing. I mean, contracts and treaties become fairly useless unless they are adhered to in good faith, and so it always has and always will be necessary to interpret them using this principle.
Regards again,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 30, 2005 @ 10:48 pm | Comment
84 By Mark Anthony Jones
And Conrad, by the way, I also thought it was quite interesting the way you personified your penis by referring to it as a “him”, as if it had a mind all of its own.
Best regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
June 30, 2005 @ 10:57 pm | Comment
85 By Steve L
Gidday! I’m a long time friend and colleague of MAJs, visiting him here in Shenzhen today – just ducked over to here from Hong Kong in fact.
I’ve just been reading the exchange he’s been having with Conrad on one the threads below, the one about Bush’s speech. What a bloody bizarre conversation those two have been having! I mean, as I said, MAJ is an old friend of mine from way back, and as much as I reckon he’s a pretty fair dinkum bloke and all (he’s a bloody generous guy with his money – always happy to shout a round of drinks and all), but he does, I have to say, have a few bloody bizarre ideas hey! I mean, what’s all this stuff about bloody sexual metaphors used by Bush in his speech and all? And why is Conrad talking about his own penis, as if it was his best mate?
The both of them are bloody good arguers that’s for sure, and they’re both bloody bizarre too I reckon. Conrad and MAJ. I bet Conrad’s one of them bloody Sagittarians too. MAJ is one them bloody archers too you know, always firing off shots with his bloody mouth.
Still, they’re good for a bit of a laugh, hey?
Better go quick now, before MAJ gets back from the loo.
Steve L.
July 1, 2005 @ 2:06 am | Comment
86 By Mark Anthony Jones
Dear All,
I’m sincerely sorry about the comments just posted above. Steve tends to be quite a prankster at times I’m afraid, especially when he is well enebriated, as he is at the moment.
Regards,
Mark Anthony Jones
July 1, 2005 @ 2:39 am | Comment
87 By Sam_S
Texas is the dumbshit capitol of America.
Dear American Boy; You can fuck yourself, my pretty, and your little dog, too. Whichever village you came from needs to call its idiot home.
July 1, 2005 @ 8:44 am | Comment
88 By American man
Buford? or is that Cletus?You should’nt have sex with close family members.Even the Chinese know this.
July 5, 2005 @ 9:13 pm | Comment