Atrios doesn’t have to say a word; he just lets Fox “newsman” John Gibson hang himself with his own words. And don’t miss that “punchline.”
July 23, 2005
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1 By Little Lord Fuckpants
As my 75 year old conservative Daddy say’s Fox is “all the new’s that’s fit to shit” P.S. He’s not my sugar daddy,he’s my real Daddy.My sugar Daddy is much older.
July 23, 2005 @ 6:36 pm | Comment
2 By richard
I do hope you actually read the Atrios post (which, of course, is blocked in China). It’s a real jaw-dropper, that a newsman can chuckle about giving a guy “five in the noggin” – five bullet holes in the head. Even though he wasn’t a terrorist.
July 23, 2005 @ 6:51 pm | Comment
3 By Little Lord Fuckpants
Richard, I can’t get it.
July 23, 2005 @ 6:56 pm | Comment
4 By Emile
I can reach the article but my local magic chicken dance doesn’t work for BBC, so no punchline 🙁
July 23, 2005 @ 7:26 pm | Comment
5 By richard
Emile, here is the punchline:
Emile, do you still look like Harry Potter? 🙂
July 23, 2005 @ 7:29 pm | Comment
6 By richard
And for Ivan, here’s what Fox “Newsman” John Gibson said:
Isn’t it time they get rid of that stupid firewall??
July 23, 2005 @ 7:31 pm | Comment
7 By Other Lisa
I was willing to give the London police some latitude and the benefit of the doubt, but this sort of thing is exactly why I would much prefer that the majority of people are not allowed to carry hidden weapons.
July 23, 2005 @ 7:42 pm | Comment
8 By Little Lord Fuckpants
Brazilian, Muslim, Mormon, What’s the dif? BTW, I’m not Ivan! I am Little Lord Fuckpants.
July 23, 2005 @ 8:05 pm | Comment
9 By Little Lord Fuckpants
Has anyone mentioned the bombing in Egypt on the Duck?
July 23, 2005 @ 8:54 pm | Comment
10 By Bing
The brazilian guy was probably innocent.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4711021.stm
July 23, 2005 @ 8:55 pm | Comment
11 By richard
Not sure f he was totally innocent (his behaiour was certianly strange) be he was certainly not a terrorist.
F*pants, I am too sickened by the Egyptian bombings to comment. Notice that CNN and all the other news networks went about their business as usual, even though the number of casualties totally dwarfed those in London — but these were mainly brown casualties.
July 23, 2005 @ 8:57 pm | Comment
12 By Little Lord Fuckpants
Bing, A wise man once told you to watch yer ass.They be shootin to kill foreigners.Just wait till the “boot boys” get rollin!
July 23, 2005 @ 8:58 pm | Comment
13 By Little Lord Fuckpants
Towelheads don’t count.
July 23, 2005 @ 9:02 pm | Comment
14 By Bing
Little Lord Fuckpants
What do you do with AM?
July 24, 2005 @ 4:36 am | Comment
15 By Little Lord Fuckpants
AM’s my dad.
July 24, 2005 @ 4:55 am | Comment
16 By Little Lord Fuckpants
I killed him.
July 24, 2005 @ 4:58 am | Comment
17 By Little Lord Fuckpants
Mommy paid too much attention to him.
July 24, 2005 @ 4:59 am | Comment
18 By Little Lord Fuckpants
Now I can sleep in the big bed with mommy.
July 24, 2005 @ 5:02 am | Comment
19 By Bing
You funny wart
July 24, 2005 @ 5:05 am | Comment
20 By Little Lord Fuckpants
You’re not so bad yourself!
July 24, 2005 @ 5:06 am | Comment
21 By Bing
We love and respect you for what you are, warts and all.
July 24, 2005 @ 5:08 am | Comment
22 By Little Lord Fuckpants
Unconditional love is what it’s ALL about.
July 24, 2005 @ 5:10 am | Comment
23 By Bing
Yes, pure love
July 24, 2005 @ 5:11 am | Comment
24 By Little Lord Fuckpants
I’d like to give Angelina Jolie a little impure lovin’. Know what I mean?
July 24, 2005 @ 5:13 am | Comment
25 By Bing
She’s your mommy?!
July 24, 2005 @ 5:16 am | Comment
26 By Little Lord Fuckpants
I pretend my mommy is her.
July 24, 2005 @ 5:18 am | Comment
27 By Bing
Impersonation does solve the problem sometimes, does it?
July 24, 2005 @ 5:20 am | Comment
28 By Little Lord Fuckpants
After the first 5-6 times thats all you got.
July 24, 2005 @ 5:21 am | Comment
29 By Bing
You mean the first 5-6 minutes, do you?
July 24, 2005 @ 5:22 am | Comment
30 By Little Lord Fuckpants
Actually it never lasts that long. “oooops, Sorry, Just a bad night”
July 24, 2005 @ 5:25 am | Comment
31 By Little Lord Fuckpants
Unless of course it was the divine Angelina.Then maybe 8-9 minutes for 13-20 times.Then on to the next one.
July 24, 2005 @ 5:26 am | Comment
32 By Bing
Don’t be kidding.
8-9 and 13-20? Do you know why she went to Brad in the first place?
July 24, 2005 @ 5:29 am | Comment
33 By Little Lord Fuckpants
I’m gettin’ old.Give a brother a break.
July 24, 2005 @ 5:31 am | Comment
34 By Little Lord Fuckpants
Bing, Did you read from the little red book today?In our house we must read it before we go to bed. It’s a rule.
July 24, 2005 @ 5:34 am | Comment
35 By Bing
I got a holy book but haven’t wholly devoted myself to it.
What a shame!
July 24, 2005 @ 5:36 am | Comment
36 By Little Lord Fuckpants
Bing, Have you ever seen a public execution? My wife has and she’s told me about the carnival like atmosphere.Sounds like fun.How would a laowai go about getting a ticket?
July 24, 2005 @ 5:37 am | Comment
37 By Little Lord Fuckpants
Devotion is very important. Just dive in.Forget about any inconsistencies and outrageous claims.Just believe!Don’t ask questions.
July 24, 2005 @ 5:40 am | Comment
38 By Bing
LLF,
Kill a dozen of Chinese on the street.
Or smuggle a ton of cocaine into China.
July 24, 2005 @ 5:40 am | Comment
39 By Little Lord Fuckpants
Now you’re thinkin’ I would only have to pay for the bullet. Pretty cheap.
July 24, 2005 @ 5:42 am | Comment
40 By Bing
And check “shoot” instead of “injection” in you execution application form.
July 24, 2005 @ 5:43 am | Comment
41 By Little Lord Fuckpants
Yeah, my family can’t afford the injection.We would probably have to pay for the syringe too.Although they would just keep on using it.
July 24, 2005 @ 5:45 am | Comment
42 By Little Lord Fuckpants
Mommy’s home now.We gotta go play pretend. G’night Bing. Watch yer ass!Those guys with no hair and tattoo’s don’t like you.They are bad men.
July 24, 2005 @ 5:50 am | Comment
43 By Bing
You don’t have to pay, I guess, if you’d like to abstain from your privacy protection to have your execution broadcast and some of your masculine body used for others.
And go well, I’d better go shopping sainsbury too.
July 24, 2005 @ 5:52 am | Comment
44 By Martyn
Little Lord F**kpants. What kind of statement are you trying to make with your stupid name? Can’t you think of a handle without the word f**k in it? It’s just a leetle-beet teenage mate.
Emile, if you want to create an email address and leave it on TPD then I’ll send you my methods for reading the BBC. You’re right, the BBC isn’t easy to get if you’re in China but it can be done at a push.
July 24, 2005 @ 7:10 am | Comment
45 By Honor Blackman
Sorry if I offended anyone.The artist formerly known as LLF.
July 24, 2005 @ 7:34 am | Comment
46 By Honor Blackman
Fughetaboutit! , Bada Bing Bada Boom!
July 24, 2005 @ 9:50 am | Comment
47 By Tom - Daai Tou Laam
Not sure f he was totally innocent (his behaiour was certianly strange) be he was certainly not a terrorist.
Posted by richard
Okay. 5 unidentified guys dressed in street clothes carrying guns start chasing you in Shenzhen.
What do you do?
July 24, 2005 @ 9:19 pm | Comment
48 By richard
Depends on whether I am armed, if I have back-up, etc. Very hard to say.
July 24, 2005 @ 9:21 pm | Comment