If you’re concerned about getting the September 11th blues next month, not to worry. The government that brought you freedom fries and the freedom tower will cheer you up with the “America Supports You Freedom Walk”! There’ll be country music and hoe downs and line dancing. Nothing like remembering our dead with a stroll and a little Willie Nelson.
I thought “The Three Represents” was the most awkward phrase in history. But then someone dreamed up the self-parodying and supremely clumsy “America Supports You Freedom Walk.” Catchy, isn’t it?
No, I’m really not making this up.
The Pentagon would hold a massive march and country music concert to mark the fourth anniversary of the September 11 terrorist attacks, US Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said in an announcement tucked into an Iraq war briefing today.
“This year the Department of Defence will initiate an America Supports Your Freedom Walk,” Rumsfeld said, adding that the march would remind people of “the sacrifices of this generation and of each previous generation”.
The march will start at the Pentagon, where nearly 200 people died on September 11, 2001, and end at the National Mall with a show by country star Clint Black.
Word of the event startled some observers.
“I’ve never heard of such a thing,” said John Pike, who has been a defence analyst in Washington for 25 years and runs GlobalSecurity.org.
The news also reignited debate and anger over linking September 11 with the war in Iraq.
“That piece of it is disturbing since we all know now there was no connection,” said Paul Rieckhoff, an Iraq veteran who heads Operation Truth, an anti-administration military booster.
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Rieckhoff suggested the event was an ill-conceived publicity stunt.
“I think it’s clear that their public opinion polls are in the toilet,” he said.
Rumsfeld’s march had some relatives of September 11 victims fuming.
“How about telling Mr Rumsfeld to leave the memories of September 11 victims to the families?” said Monica Gabrielle, who lost her husband in the attacks.
Administration supporters insisted Rumsfeld was right to link Iraq and September 11, and hold the rally.
“We are at war,” said Representative Pete King, (Republican, New York). “It’s essential that we support our troops.”
He also said attacking Iraq was necessary after September 11.
“You do not defeat al-Qaeda until you stabilise the Middle East, and that’s not possible as long as Saddam Hussein is in power.”
Repeat it often enough and people will believe it. We did not go to war to oust Saddam or make anyone free, but to protect us from the mushroom cloud of WMDs. But we all know that. And we all feel so much safer now that the tired old dictator is in jail; it was worth 2,000 American lives and 40,000 civilians.
Ever-sardonic James Wolcott offers his take on the Freedom Walk, and as always, he doesn’t disappoint.
Rumsfeld was disappointed that famed documentarian Leni Riefensthahl will be unable to film the event for posterity because, well, she’s dead. But he’s pleased as punch (“you bet!”) that he’ll be able to duet with Clint Black as they perform Rumsfeld’s original honkytonk composition “It Takes Big Feet to Fill Big Boots (and I’m in the High Teens, Baby).”
…Also, Rumsfeld says this year’s event will “initiate” the America Supports You Mill Around on the Mall commemorative.
Does that mean this madman intends it to be an annual travesty of the tragedy of 9/11? Whose crackpot idea was this, his, Karen Hughes’? Will Bush himself be in attendance, pumped after his five weeks of brush-clearing in Crawford, Texas?
Get your cowboy boots ready. It’s gonna be a different kind of September 11 this year, a day for kickin’ and struttin’ and plain old relaxin’. I can hardly wait.
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