No, not Iraq, not terrorism, not the Bush administration’s lies and ineptitude. No, something far more important.
A Chinese lawmaker revived calls for the removal of a Starbucks coffee shop from Beijing’s famed Forbidden City, saying its presence was a smear on China’s historical legacy, the official Xinhua News Agency reported Sunday.
Jiang Hongbin, a deputy from the northeastern province of Heilongjiang, said he submitted a motion to the National People’s Congress, the country’s legislature, to close the outlet immediately, Xinhua said. Starbucks “can no longer be allowed to taint China’s national culture,” Jiang was quoted as saying.
The outlet has stirred controversy among Chinese nationalists ever since it opened in 2000 in a side hall of the 587-year-old former home of China’s Ming and Qing dynasty emperors, now a museum visited by 7 million people each year.
Calls for it to close grew again in January when a television host launched an online campaign to toss it out. Museum managers and the government haven’t responded publicly to the demands. It wasn’t clear whether Jiang’s motion would be discussed by the nearly 3,000-member congress, which meets in full session only once a year and is widely regarded as a rubber stamp for policies decided by the government.
Defenders say the Starbucks is popular with tourists and its rent helps pay for the upkeep of the sprawling vermillion-walled, 178-acre complex of villas and gardens, now undergoing a thorough renovation ahead of the 2008 Beijing Olympic Summer Games. However, Jiang said the integrity of Chinese culture should take precedence over funding concerns.
Yes, in light of all the problems facing China it makes perfect sense for the National People’s Congress to stop everything to consider the most pressing crisis of them all, the cultural contamination being caused not by spitting or sleazy vendors or counterfeit whatever, but by the most vile contaminator of them all, Starbucks coffee.
I know, we’ve talked about this before, as has every other blog. But seeing it portrayed as “a smear on China’s historical legacy” is just too painful. If they are so concerned about their historical legacy being smeared, why don’t they start taking down all those hideous portraits and statues of the Great Butcher Mao? Why focus on the very most trivial, very most minute and insignificant of issues? Is this China’s version of a flag-burning amendment? Are they trying to imitate Bill O’Reilly’s foaming at the mouth over an imaginary “War on Christmas”? Whatever it is that’s inspired it, this has to be one of the most hare-brained, ill-conceived causes the Chinese could possibly have adopted. It is sensationally, breathtakingly counter-productive, epitomizing for all the world to see the paranoid, prickly, irrational thought patterns that still emanate from the grey matter of some of the nation’s leaders. It reminds me of my own president’s sickeningly pathetic speech to Americans telling them gay marriage was such a threat to “the sanctity of marriage” that nothing less than a constitutional amendment was required to ban it.
I have no tolerance for such blatant pandering to people’s base emotions, which is what the Starbucks BS is all about, pandering to those who see the West as evil and base and China as pure and great, what with 5 million years of culture and all. Come on. Count how many people have died in Chinese coal mines in the past two weeks. Then tell me the most pressing of all the threats to the Chinese people and their sacred and inviolable culture is a friggin’ Starbucks invisibly tucked into the bowels of the Forbidden City. Sheesh.
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