I don’t often put jokes on my site, but this one’s a bit above average.
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.” Oh,” said the man, “Whose clock is that?” That’s Nelson Mandela’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie.” Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?” St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.” “Where’s Bush’s clock?” asked the man. “Bush’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”
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By jeremy
Cute joke, although I don’t buy the Mandela part.
July 12, 2004 @ 4:50 pm | Comment
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By richard
You’re probably right — everybody lies. Even I, back in 1986, told a little lie, but if I hadn’t, millions of innocent people would have been killed.
July 12, 2004 @ 5:16 pm | Comment
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By Conrad
That’s a very old, recycled, Clinton joke.
July 12, 2004 @ 9:48 pm | Comment
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By Jing
What happened in 1986?
July 12, 2004 @ 11:58 pm | Comment
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By dodo
hrm i heard the exact same one before about clinton.
i can see the trend keep going..
July 13, 2004 @ 11:50 am | Comment
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By richard
I never heard it before; it just struck me as funny. It could be about Clinton and/or Bush. Personally, I’ll take Clinton’s lies over Bush’s anytime, as they resulted in far fewer deaths. In fact, they resulted in no deaths that I know of.
July 13, 2004 @ 12:07 pm | Comment
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By Lulu Yan
No deaths, great blowjobs.
Those were the days.
July 13, 2004 @ 12:32 pm | Comment
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By richard
What life should be about.
July 13, 2004 @ 12:40 pm | Comment
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By hk
Hear, hear!
July 14, 2004 @ 9:13 am | Comment
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By jacky
Amen!
July 19, 2004 @ 9:34 am | Comment