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October 30, 2005
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1 By Ivan
“Ah, I see the problem. Mr President, a Prince Albert goes in the OTHER hole!”
October 30, 2005 @ 10:19 pm | Comment
2 By Ivan
(PS, anyone who doesn’t know what a “Prince Albert” is: go look it up.)
October 30, 2005 @ 10:34 pm | Comment
3 By richard
Not sure about the reference to Prince Albert – is this related to the famous Prince Albert Piercing?
October 30, 2005 @ 11:37 pm | Comment
4 By boo
Yes…well (ahem), the original non-doctored photo is here.
http://tinyurl.com/8oz73
October 30, 2005 @ 11:39 pm | Comment
5 By richard
Boo, I like the revised version better!
Thanks for setting the record straight on this. Now, what’s your caption?
October 30, 2005 @ 11:51 pm | Comment
6 By boo
Oh, I don’t know…I can’t think creatively after the first beer of the morning…maybe something about how there’s no way something this size could be used as a weapon of mass destruction…
October 31, 2005 @ 12:03 am | Comment
7 By Ivan
Richard,
Yep, that’s what I meant.
October 31, 2005 @ 12:16 am | Comment
8 By Ivan
Is it my imagination, or does the guy on his knees look like a guy named Mark?
October 31, 2005 @ 12:21 am | Comment
9 By sun bin
electrical plug adaptor
http://www.spain-grancanaria.com/media/adaptor.jpg
October 31, 2005 @ 12:30 am | Comment
10 By richard
Those who are unfamiliar with the piercing Ivan references can go here to see a
picture. (Caution: Not at all safe for work.)
Isn’t Wikipedia the greatest thing to come along since the
pre-lubricated condom?
—
October 31, 2005 @ 12:32 am | Comment
11 By Ivan
Caption:
“What REALLY goes on at White House prayer meetings.”
October 31, 2005 @ 1:06 am | Comment
12 By Alex77
“The guy on his knees” is BTW Romano Prodi, former Italian prime minister, then president of the EU Commission, and now again rival candidate of Silvio Berlusconi in the upcoming Italian elections… 😉
Wikipedia features funnily exactly the same three guys on the same summit in 2001 on Prodi’s profile page. And Bush and Prodi have both these suspicious smiles on their faces, with Bush looking dreamily to Prodi… :o)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romano_Prodi
October 31, 2005 @ 1:39 am | Comment
13 By Alex77
BTW, I love your blog design, really stylish. If I will ever make my own blog then I will shamelessly plagiarize it. (But don’t worry, that won’t happen, I’m too lazy for that anyway…) 😉
October 31, 2005 @ 1:43 am | Comment
14 By richard
Thanks Alex.
And Ivan, now that you mention it, there is a bit of a resemblance….
Other captions:
Looking for Mr. Goodbar
Turn your head and cough, Mr. President
Does one of you have a pair of tweezers?
(Okay, I’ll keep trying.)
October 31, 2005 @ 2:17 am | Comment
15 By Ivan
Feel free to delete this if it hits a nerve, but I can’t resist:
“The President’s chauffer waits to be blown by Likud Party Lobbyist”
October 31, 2005 @ 2:23 am | Comment
16 By davesgonechina
“Let me just wipe off all this santorum, Mr. President… boy there is alot.”
“Yeah, well, that’s from f**king the American people for 5 years.”
Note: if you are unaware of the noun santorum, derived from the name of the eponymous senator, check wikipedia or check the Savage Love column that started it.
October 31, 2005 @ 3:12 am | Comment
17 By davesgonechina
Sorry, should read “f**king the American people up the a**”.
October 31, 2005 @ 3:13 am | Comment
18 By Ivan
“At least Clinton tried to hide it.”
October 31, 2005 @ 3:53 am | Comment
19 By Ivan
thought-balloon above W’s head:
“Damn substitutes. I can’t wait til Jeff Gannon gets back from vacation.”
October 31, 2005 @ 4:00 am | Comment
20 By Ivan
President Gumby, to Doctor:
“Are you the…BRAIN specialist? My BRAIN hurts!”
Doctor: “Well let’s take a look at it, President Gumby!”
President Gumby: “No no no, the brain in my HEAD! In my HEAD!”
(With apologies to Michael Palin and John Cleese)
October 31, 2005 @ 4:34 am | Comment
21 By davesgonechina
“Oh man! How’d you get the beans above the frank?”
October 31, 2005 @ 4:44 am | Comment
22 By davesgonechina
“Laura was never a member of the “coalition of the willing”, so I appreciate this.
“Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a job.”
October 31, 2005 @ 5:00 am | Comment
23 By ACB
Shouldn’t Tony Blair be in there somewhere?
October 31, 2005 @ 5:06 am | Comment
24 By Ivan
Jane Goodall narrates:
“…after they came to know me better, the chimpanzees allowed me to watch them grooming each other…”
October 31, 2005 @ 5:15 am | Comment
25 By 88
“Need some wood?”
October 31, 2005 @ 12:22 pm | Comment
26 By Will
– There, Mr. President. Now they’ll click together again when you walk.
– No, Mr. President, no WMD in here either.
– The President commences a search for Weapons of Missed Erections.
– OK, Mr. President, you’re ready. Now just let me go get Grover Norquist.
November 1, 2005 @ 4:05 am | Comment
27 By davesgonechina
Dick Cheney’s Undisclosed Location
November 1, 2005 @ 2:42 pm | Comment
28 By billionyuan
love it! Bush fraternity’s secret handshake.
November 6, 2005 @ 10:07 pm | Comment